Can I just not have to study and just watch a movie or something?
|Jace:||And quit baring your fangs at me. It’s making me nervous.|
|Simon:||Good. If you want to know why, it’s because you smell like blood.|
|Jace:||It’s my cologne. Eau de Recent Injury.|
That moment when you take responsibility for something that you didn’t have control over, and you apologize to someone, even though he was the one in the wrong, yet he does not apologize himself. Instead, he acts as if you’re the bad guy.
When are you ever going to grow up??
*while smoking a cigarette* “y’know dude, I really need to start working out..”
“yeah, I’m trying to lose weight….Hey! are you free tonight?—cuz if you are, we should go get wasted. I have a couple bottles of wine sitting around that I’m aching to down.”