May 2013
31 posts
Tonight I watched a 28 year old man get nailed in...
It was the greatest night of my life.
herondalegasm:
Yo Sony! Where’s my Izzy poster?
““I was trying to make you jealous!” Simon screamed, right back. His hands were...”
– Classandra Clare (via dangerous-serb)
Can I just not have to study and just watch a movie or something?
Jace: And quit baring your fangs at me. It’s making me nervous.
Simon: Good. If you want to know why, it’s because you smell like blood.
Jace: It’s my cologne. Eau de Recent Injury.
City of Bones producer: "City of Ashes WILL GO...
fuckyeahmortalinstruments:
IT’S OFFICIAL GUYS WE’RE GETTING A CITY OF ASHES MOVIE
That moment when you take responsibility for something that you didn’t have control over, and you apologize to someone, even though he was the one in the wrong, yet he does not apologize himself. Instead, he acts as if you’re the bad guy.
When are you ever going to grow up??
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I hate it when people act really ignorant, but...
*while smoking a cigarette* “y’know dude, I really need to start working out..”
“yeah, I’m trying to lose weight….Hey! are you free tonight?—cuz if you are, we should go get wasted. I have a couple bottles of wine sitting around that I’m aching to down.”
...*FACE-FUCKING-PALM*
April 2013
89 posts
me in the shower: AND I SING FROM THE PIANOOOOOOO
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
catreadsbooks:
Teaser trailer
Trailer
International trailer
Honest Mortal Instruments Titles
City of Bones: City of Plot Twist Out Of Fucking Nowhere
City of Ashes: City of Look How Hard I Ship Incest
City of Glass: City of All the Ships and Nothing Hurts
City of Fallen Angels: City of But Wait There's More
City of Lost Souls: City of Violently Denying Page 511
City of Heavenly Fire: City of This Better End Well Or I Will Flip My Shit
City of Heavenly Fire spoilery art
cassandraclare:
Some CoHF spoilery art for you! With Clockwork Princess now out for a month, I’ve decided it’s time to start mixing up answers about Clockwork Princess and cut scenes with a few teasers for the last book in that other series. This teaser isn’t words, it’s art by Cassanda Jean. I won’t make any promises about what it means but I think, like the previous piece, and the other...
“No. Absolutely not.”
“Simon,” she said. “It’s a perfectly fine plan.”
“The...”
– City of Lost Souls - Cassandra Clare (via iheartclaryfray)
TID characters on tumblr
Tessa: What is Fifty Shades of Gray...*clicks* oh my *blushes*
Jem: Tessa, darling, how do I have 1000 followers? I just joined. Who is mrsjemcarstairs?? And why is there more than one? TESSA!
Henry: Who invented this tumblr? What a marvelous thing! Can we portal there?
Gabriel: *looks at inappropriate pictures and blushes*
Gideon: *covers his brother's eyes* Gabriel, do not look at anything unless I tell you it's alright!
Sophie: *looks up recipes for scones*
Bridgit: *plays some depressing Irish music like the Titanic soundtrack*
Consul Wayland: *makes a post* Dear followers, Charlotte Branwell is unfit to run the Institute...*tags post* WHO JUST UNFOLLOWED ME?!
Charlotte: Henry dear, I don't think tumblr is a place we can portal to...Oh dear, Consul Wayland is at it again.
Mortmain: I WILL DESTROY ALL SHADOWHUNTERS. *tags it with Cadair Idris*
Cecily: Oh look! Now we know where Mortmain is!
Will Herondale: Who is this charming young lady and why does she want to know where my dragon tattoo is?
“When he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make...”
– William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet (via fake0doll)
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Scored some amazing seats at a Halestorm concert...
I win
How Tobias Eaton counts: one, two, three, Tobias, five, six...
